Retro platinum porn : “Talk Dirty to Me One More Time 2”

Name: Talk Dirty to Me One More Time 2

Language: English

Duration: 72 min

Director: Anthony Spinelli

Country: United States

Year: 1987

Actress: Keisha,Shanna McCullough,Krista Lane,Lisa Bright

Categories: Retro platinum porn, 1987, United States, English, Anthony Spinelli, Keisha, Shanna McCullough, Krista Lane, Lisa Bright, John Leslie, Jon Martin, Richard Pacheco, Facial, Lesbian, Latin

Actors: John Leslie,Jon Martin,Richard Pacheco

He is what every woman wants… and what every woman needs. John Leslie is back in his greatest role ever, playing sensual superstud Jack in this white-hot compilation. Anthony Spinelli, the creator of the ‘Talk Dirty To Me’ series, brings together some of Leslie’s favorite co-stars and has them reminisce about his wanton ways. We then get to watch him in action as he drives a series of luscious young ladies to the heights of pulse-pounding passion. Leslie is one of the most talented studs in porn history, and ‘Talk Dirty To Me’ one of its most consistently erotic series. One look at this scorching collection will utterly convince you, and who knows? You might just find yourself Talking Dirty, too!

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Shanna McCullough in Vintage 80th

Shanna McCullough in Vintage 80th

Name: She Wolves of the SS

Director: Max Schenk

Country: United States

Year: 1989

Duration: 72 min

Language: English

Categories: Vintage 80th, Shanna McCullough, 1989, United States, English, Max Schenk, Shanna McCullough, Alicia Monet, Nikki Knights, Megan Leigh, Eva Braun, Gayle Sterling, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Billy Dee, Jon Martin

Actors: Mike Horner,Joey Silvera,Billy Dee,Jon Martin

Actress: Shanna McCullough,Alicia Monet,Nikki Knights,Megan Leigh,Eva Braun,Gayle Sterling

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“1. Alicia Monet, Gayle Sterling, Megan Leigh, Nikki Knights – Hitler’s personal representative checks out a whore house for the boss and views a kinky 3-way girl/girl scenario.“2. Shauna McCollough, Joey Silvera – In order to obtain information a spy posing as a dancing girl performs for a German officer in his hotel room. He likes her perfomance as the doogie on the bottom even better.“3. Alicia Monet, Billy Dee, Mike Horner – A whore house madam, younger and more attractive than any madam you’ve ever seen, entertains two German officers in double-team performance.“4. Nikki Knights, John Martin – Familiar looking German chancellor is tied spread-eagled to a four-poster bed and teased mercilessly by a liebchen in a fur coat who eventually allows him to fuck her.“5. Gayle Sterling, Mike Horner – Sex kitten of the Third Reich entertains a German Officer with salty talk and sexy action.”

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Nina Hartley in Classic 80s porn

Nina Hartley in Classic 80s porn

Name: Power Blonde

Language: English

Country: United States

Duration: 72 min

Year: 1989

Director: Henri Pachard

Actors: Joey Silvera,Randy West,Jon Martin,Louis Paul

Categories: Classic 80s porn, Nina Hartley, 1989, United States, English, Henri Pachard, Nina Hartley, Sharon Kane, Ona Z, Lynn LeMay, Renee Morgan, Joey Silvera, Randy West, Jon Martin, Louis Paul

Actress: Nina Hartley,Sharon Kane,Ona Z,Lynn LeMay,Renee Morgan

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Adult 1980 girls : “1001 Erotic Nights 2”

Name: 1001 Erotic Nights 2

Language: English

Country: United States

Duration: 77 min

Director: Edwin Durrell

Year: 1986

Actors: Joey Silvera,Jamie Gillis,Steve Drake,Jon Martin,Francois,Chris Chase,Jill Castle

Actress: Nina Hartley,Kristara Barrington,Buffy Davis,Bunny Bleu,Kelly Richards,Tami White,Kari Foxx,Jennifer Noxt,Patti Petite,Alexis Greco,Sandy Summers,Tammy Hart,Karen Bree,Linda Lipps,Jennifer Harte,Susan Berlin,Tess Warner,Alexis Drew

Categories: Adult 1980 girls, 1986, United States, English, Edwin Durrell, Nina Hartley, Kristara Barrington, Buffy Davis, Bunny Bleu, Kelly Richards, Tami White, Kari Foxx, Jennifer Noxt, Patti Petite, Alexis Greco, Sandy Summers, Tammy Hart, Karen Bree, Linda Lipps, Jennifer Harte, Susan Berlin, Tess Warner, Alexis Drew, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Steve Drake, Jon Martin, Francois, Chris Chase, Jill Castle, Facial, Anal, Double Penetration, Lesbian, Asian

A sultan searches for the most erotic women in his kingdom, served up to him by his aide.

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Nina Hartley free porn : “Legend of King Karl”

Name: Legend of King Karl

Year: 1986

Language: English

Country: United States

Director: M.S. Novak

Duration: 78 min

Categories: Nina Hartley free porn, 1986, United States, English, M.S. Novak, Nina Hartley, Janey Robbins, Lili Marlene, Carol Titian, Gail Sterling, Vidya, Jon Martin, Blair Harris, Jesse Adams, Jessie Eastern, Facial, Anal, Double Penetration

Actress: Nina Hartley,Janey Robbins,Lili Marlene,Carol Titian,Gail Sterling,Vidya

Actors: Jon Martin,Blair Harris,Jesse Adams,Jessie Eastern

Jon Martin stars as King Karl, sexual guru for the 80’s, who brazenly preaches the word of lust to the troubled and the restless wherever he goes. On hand to help spread Karlnal joy are sex cult initiates, Taylor Wayne, Nina Hartley, Lilly Marlene, and Gayle Sterling.

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Barbie Doll naked in “Nasty Newshounds”

Name: Nasty Newshounds

Language: English

Country: United States

Year: 1987

Director: Scotty Fox

Duration: 78 min

Actress: Megan Leigh,Lauryl Canyon,Kathleen Gentry,Barbie Doll,Jennifer Steel

Categories: Barbie Doll naked, 1987, United States, English, Scotty Fox, Megan Leigh, Lauryl Canyon, Kathleen Gentry, Barbie Doll, Jennifer Steel, Peter North, Jon Martin, Blake Palmer

Actors: Peter North,Jon Martin,Blake Palmer

Worm Jenkins and Susan Betterbe, two reporters for a tabloid called the National Intruder, are competing for a raise by seeing who can bring in the hottest story.

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Barbara Dare xxx : “Debbie Goes to College”

Name: Debbie Goes to College

Duration: 76 min

Year: 1986

Country: United States

Language: English

Director: Bob Vosse

Actress: Lili Marlene,Little Oral Annie,Barbara Dare,Lois Ayers,Melissa Melendez,Mauvais DeNoir

Categories: Barbara Dare xxx, 1986, United States, English, Bob Vosse, Lili Marlene, Little Oral Annie, Barbara Dare, Lois Ayers, Melissa Melendez, Mauvais DeNoir, Mike Horner, Marc Wallace, Hershel Savage, Billy Dee, Jerry Butler, Jon Martin, Sunny Glick, Facial, Black, Latin

Actors: Mike Horner,Marc Wallace,Hershel Savage,Billy Dee,Jerry Butler,Jon Martin,Sunny Glick

They promised nothing and gave everything.

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John Holmes : vintage sex pictures


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Ginger Lynn in Classic porn 1980

Ginger Lynn in Classic porn 1980

Name: Some Kind Of Woman

Director: Jack Williams

Country: United States

Duration: 129 min

Language: English

Year: 1985

Categories: Classic porn 1980, Ginger Lynn, 1985, United States, English, Jack Williams, Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Colleen Brennan, JoAnna Storm, Heather Wayne, Paul Thomas, Hershel Savage, Harry Reems, Jon Martin, Facial

Actors: Paul Thomas,Hershel Savage,Harry Reems,Jon Martin

Actress: Ginger Lynn,Amber Lynn,Colleen Brennan,JoAnna Storm,Heather Wayne

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Ginger Lynn has always been come kind of woman. Now she proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt in the most scintillating sex show ever. SOME KIND OF WOMAN is all about the business of show business… the TV talk show hosts who dare it all, the guests who bare it all… the producers who screw them all… the commercials that are off the wall… and the audiences that have a ball watching some of the greatest adult performers doing it all. Amber Lynn is the small town pick-up from the sticks… Colleen Brennan is the wife who likes to get her licks… Joanna Storm is the actress who lives for kicks… while director Heather Wayne has a thing for dicks (private, that is!). Along with the men with the biggest sticks, you’ll find SOME KIND OF WOMAN, some kind of movie.

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Vintage 80th – “PTX Club”

Name: PTX Club

Year: 1988

Director: Max Schenk

Duration: 80 min

Language: English

Country: United States

Actress: Shanna McCullough,Jacqueline Lorains,Gail Sterling

Categories: Vintage 80th, 1988, United States, English, Max Schenk, Shanna McCullough, Jacqueline Lorains, Gail Sterling, Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Ed Navarro, Jon Martin, Long Chaney, Facial, Black, Latin

Actors: Mike Horner,Billy Dee,Ed Navarro,Jon Martin,Long Chaney

In this nicely conceived sexuel satire of television evangelists, Jon Martin shows once again that he is underrated as a porn actor. His very funny stint as a Swaggart-type who talks like Mr. T. blends nicely with the blackmail plot. Sex against the backdrop of the Hallelujah Chorus, Bach and Tchaikovsky adds to the sometimes biting humor. Cute Kim Alexis (billed as Toni Kristian) leads in the sexual energy department in two scenes while statuesque, sexy Jacqueline Lorians proves that we just don’t see her often enough. Long Chainy, in a non-sexual role as a Borscht Belt deacon, proves himself once again. The plot dissipates after a lengthy beginning, but the sex is mostly erotic (Alexis and Martin providing the most fireworks). Some editing gaffes and sound problems do exist, but this feature scores high marks in most other departments. A nice second effort (Erotic Adventures Of Bonnie And Clyde preceeded this) from a company that looks like it will make inroads in adult video.

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Free vintage black porn : “Deep Inside Keisha”

Name: Deep Inside Keisha

Duration: 81 min

Director: Wes Emerson

Year: 1994

Language: English

Country: United States

Actors: Mike Horner,Ed Navarro,Jon Martin,Dan T Mann,Scott Irish,Jack Baker,Tony Tedeschi,Derrick Lane,Jose Duval

Categories: Free vintage black porn, 1994, United States, English, Wes Emerson, Tracey Adams, Keisha, Alicia Monet, Rachel Ryan, Barbara Dare, Tianna, Tami Monroe, Tami White, Alexa Park, Fifi Bardot, Vicki Blair, Priscilla Love, Mike Horner, Ed Navarro, Jon Martin, Dan T Mann, Scott Irish, Jack Baker, Tony Tedeschi, Derrick Lane, Jose Duval, Facial, Lesbian, Black, Latin

Actress: Tracey Adams,Keisha,Alicia Monet,Rachel Ryan,Barbara Dare,Tianna,Tami Monroe,Tami White,Alexa Park,Fifi Bardot,Vicki Blair,Priscilla Love

Not to be confused with Quiche- the popular culunary delight. Keisha is the busty brunette who took the porn world by storm– and left it drenched. Now she’s back with a selection of her very favorite scenes– plus a brand new fantasy scene shot just for this tape! From an all-girl group grope to a wet and wild romp with Tony Tedeschi. Keisha proves she’s one babe worth going deep inside.

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Taija Rae – Vintage black porn stars

Taija Rae - Vintage black porn stars

Name: Motel Sweets

Language: English

Year: 1987

Country: United States

Director: Eric Edwards

Duration: 131 min

Actress: Taija Rae,Shanna McCullough,Nikki Knights,Ona Z,Renee Summers,Tantala Ray

Actors: Mike Horner,Billy Dee,Eric Edwards,Jon Martin,Robert Bullock,Jessie Eastern,Nick Random,Steve Wayne,Howard Darkley

Categories: Vintage black porn stars, Taija Rae, 1987, United States, English, Eric Edwards, Taija Rae, Shanna McCullough, Nikki Knights, Ona Z, Renee Summers, Tantala Ray, Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Eric Edwards, Jon Martin, Robert Bullock, Jessie Eastern, Nick Random, Steve Wayne, Howard Darkley, Interracial, Bald, Black

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Eric Edwards has done it again with Motel Sweets. As producer, director, co-writer and star, he has fashioned a sexy romantic comedy that hits so close to home. In fact, it's just right out of your town, a one-night hideaway where you and yours can do your think, with only the motel inhabitants as your observing witnesses. And they are Eric, himself, as night manager, Taija Rae as the hooker, the bedraggled husband and his frustrated young wife, the town relax, the shy newlyweds, the night maid, the slimming young businessman, the traveling salesman, and lots more. All having a ball, enjoying it all, behind and in – front of their closed doors, at the Motel Sweets

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Keisha – Vintage lesbian porn pics

Keisha - Vintage lesbian porn pics

Name: Talk Dirty to Me One More Time 2

Country: United States

Duration: 72 min

Language: English

Director: Anthony Spinelli

Year: 1987

Actors: John Leslie,Jon Martin,Richard Pacheco

Categories: Vintage lesbian porn pics, Keisha, 1987, United States, English, Anthony Spinelli, Keisha, Shanna McCullough, Krista Lane, Lisa Bright, John Leslie, Jon Martin, Richard Pacheco, Facial, Lesbian, Latin

Actress: Keisha,Shanna McCullough,Krista Lane,Lisa Bright

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He is what every woman wants… and what every woman needs. John Leslie is back in his greatest role ever, playing sensual superstud Jack in this white-hot compilation. Anthony Spinelli, the creator of the ‘Talk Dirty To Me’ series, brings together some of Leslie’s favorite co-stars and has them reminisce about his wanton ways. We then get to watch him in action as he drives a series of luscious young ladies to the heights of pulse-pounding passion. Leslie is one of the most talented studs in porn history, and ‘Talk Dirty To Me’ one of its most consistently erotic series. One look at this scorching collection will utterly convince you, and who knows? You might just find yourself Talking Dirty, too!

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Josephine Farmer xxx – “Midnight Hustle”

Name: Midnight Hustle

Year: 1976

Country: United States

Director: Steve Brown

Language: English

Duration: 61 min

Actors: John Leslie,Jon Martin,John Seeman,Ken Scudder,Heinz Russo,Tyler Reynolds,David Brook,Norman Osaka,Michael Orion,Teddy King,Cal Forny

Actress: Abigail Clayton,Spring Finlay,Joan Devlon,Yvonne Green,Judy Dewitt,Josephine Farmer,Marsha Wolfe,Dolores Prissington

Categories: Josephine Farmer xxx, 1976, United States, English, Steve Brown, Abigail Clayton, Spring Finlay, Joan Devlon, Yvonne Green, Judy Dewitt, Josephine Farmer, Marsha Wolfe, Dolores Prissington, John Leslie, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Ken Scudder, Heinz Russo, Tyler Reynolds, David Brook, Norman Osaka, Michael Orion, Teddy King, Cal Forny, Clip, Anal

Two small-breasted, slender cute teens ditch their square boyfriends for sleazy kicks in San Francisco. Includes Double dildo action, drive-in Sex, gynecological exams, anal intercourse & teenage prostitution.

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Tracey Adams : Classic black porn stars

Tracey Adams : Classic black porn stars

Name: Pleasure Game

Director: Carlos DeSantos

Country: United States

Duration: 70 min

Year: 1987

Language: English

Categories: Classic black porn stars, Tracey Adams, 1987, United States, English, Carlos DeSantos, Tracey Adams, Shanna McCullough, Nikki Knights, Patti Petite, Carol Titian, Allison Cody, Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Sunny Glick, Everett Drury, Interracial, Black

Actress: Tracey Adams,Shanna McCullough,Nikki Knights,Patti Petite,Carol Titian,Allison Cody

Actors: Mike Horner,Billy Dee,Jon Martin,Sunny Glick,Everett Drury

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Vanessa Del Rio in 1980 classic porn

Vanessa Del Rio in 1980 classic porn

Name: Doctor Lust

Country: United States

Year: 1987

Director: Joe Verdi

Duration: 65 min

Language: English

Actress: Vanessa Del Rio,Lili Marlene,Barbara Dare,Angel Kelly,Melissa Melendez,Mauvais DeNoir,Kelly Richards,Alexis Greco,Ronnie Dickson,Patti Cakes

Actors: Mike Horner,Billy Dee,Jerry Butler,Jon Martin,Francois,Sunny Glick,Scorpio

Categories: 1980 classic porn, Vanessa Del Rio, 1987, United States, English, Joe Verdi, Vanessa Del Rio, Lili Marlene, Barbara Dare, Angel Kelly, Melissa Melendez, Mauvais DeNoir, Kelly Richards, Alexis Greco, Ronnie Dickson, Patti Cakes, Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Jerry Butler, Jon Martin, Francois, Sunny Glick, Scorpio

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A disturbed wife calls Dr. Lust’s show after walking in on her husband having sex with her own best African American friend. She agrees to follow Dr. Lust’s surprising advise that if you can’t beat them, join them. Dr. Lust then tells a woman that what it takes to get her boyfriend’s buddy to join a threesome is to first seduce her boyfriend and then move on to the buddy. A guy then calls in saying he’s afraid his date would discover his massive masturbation "friction marks". Dr. Lust tells him to distract his date with food sex play. A second boyfriend calls in from bed to get a last minute help on how to perform cunnilingus on his waiting girlfriend. After reassuring him statistics show most men are clueless in this subject, Dr. Lust explains the technique. As he goes off air to follow her instructions on his girlfriend, the now excited Dr. Lust does the same on herself. A man follows Dr. Lust’s advise on buying a seductive music tape and promptly has sex in an elevator with two of his new neighbors who soon switch to their own music tape. Eventually, a porn star, who is a devoted Dr. Lust fan, can’t help himself but arriving on set. Dr. Lust recognizes him as the porn star from whom she learned everything, and agrees to his suggestion to return the favor. The show is immediately cut off the air, and Dr. Lust and the fan have sex on Dr. Lust’s couch.

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Classic lesbian porn tube : “Dreams Of Natasha”

Name: Dreams Of Natasha

Duration: 82 min

Country: United States

Language: English

Year: 1985

Director: Pablo Cairo

Actress: Nina Hartley,Janey Robbins,Lili Marlene,Nikki Knights,Carol Titian,Vidya

Categories: Classic lesbian porn tube, 1985, United States, English, Pablo Cairo, Nina Hartley, Janey Robbins, Lili Marlene, Nikki Knights, Carol Titian, Vidya, Ed Navarro, Jon Martin, Jesse Adams, Jessie Eastern, Facial, Anal, Lesbian, Latin

Actors: Ed Navarro,Jon Martin,Jesse Adams,Jessie Eastern

In real life Natasha was about as innocent a college coed as you could ever find. But she suffered from recurrent and progressively more bizarre erotic dreams. The kind of dreams that could scorch the wallpaper off the walls of a bordello!! Is it getting hot in here? It better be with this little vixen trying her best to turn you on! Enjoy the show!

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Janey Robbins videos : “Cumshot Revue 2”

Name: Cumshot Revue 2

Country: United States

Duration: 87 min

Language: English

Director:

Year: 1985

Actors: John Holmes,Ron Jeremy,Peter North,Tom Byron,Mike Horner,Jamie Gillis,Paul Thomas,Randy West,Marc Wallace,Hershel Savage,Billy Dee,Eric Edwards,Jon Dough,Harry Reems,Kevin James,Steve Drake,Jerry Butler,Buck Adams,F.M. Bradley,Mike Ranger,Frank James,Jon Martin,Dan T Mann,Scott Irish,Jesse Adams,Sasha Gabor,Johnnie Keyes,Craig Roberts,Richard Pacheco,Rock Rome,John Seeman,R.J. Reynolds,Sunny Glick,Robbie Dee,Randy Paul

Actress: Christy Canyon,Seka,Ginger Lynn,Raven,Kristara Barrington,Aunt Peg,Janey Robbins,Dorothy LeMay,Karen Summer,Crystal Breeze,Serena,Bunny Bleu,Trinity Loren,Cara Lott,Nikki Charm,Lysa Thatcher,Kimberly Carson,Georgina Spelvin,Rhonda Jo Petty,Susan Hart,Jessica Wylde,Cris Cassidy,Kandi Barbour,Renee Summers,Patricia Manning,Kelly Richards,Pamela Jennings,Desiree Lane,Robin Cannes,Rosemarie,Jennifer West,Gina Valentino,Patti Petite,Beverly Bliss,Nicole West,Danica Rae,Stevie Taylor,Dorothy Onan,Ami Rodgers,K.C. Valentine,Athena Star,Elaine Southern

Categories: Janey Robbins videos, 1985, United States, English, Christy Canyon, Seka, Ginger Lynn, Raven, Kristara Barrington, Aunt Peg, Janey Robbins, Dorothy LeMay, Karen Summer, Crystal Breeze, Serena, Bunny Bleu, Trinity Loren, Cara Lott, Nikki Charm, Lysa Thatcher, Kimberly Carson, Georgina Spelvin, Rhonda Jo Petty, Susan Hart, Jessica Wylde, Cris Cassidy, Kandi Barbour, Renee Summers, Patricia Manning, Kelly Richards, Pamela Jennings, Desiree Lane, Robin Cannes, Rosemarie, Jennifer West, Gina Valentino, Patti Petite, Beverly Bliss, Nicole West, Danica Rae, Stevie Taylor, Dorothy Onan, Ami Rodgers, K.C. Valentine, Athena Star, Elaine Southern, John Holmes, Ron Jeremy, Peter North, Tom Byron, Mike Horner, Jamie Gillis, Paul Thomas, Randy West, Marc Wallace, Hershel Savage, Billy Dee, Eric Edwards, Jon Dough, Harry Reems, Kevin James, Steve Drake, Jerry Butler, Buck Adams, F.M. Bradley, Mike Ranger, Frank James, Jon Martin, Dan T Mann, Scott Irish, Jesse Adams, Sasha Gabor, Johnnie Keyes, Craig Roberts, Richard Pacheco, Rock Rome, John Seeman, R.J. Reynolds, Sunny Glick, Robbie Dee, Randy Paul, Facial, Black, Latin, Asian

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Veronica Hart movies : “Center Spread Girls”

Name: Center Spread Girls

Duration: 148 min

Director: Gary Graver

Language: English

Year: 1982

Country: United States

Actress: Annette Haven,Desiree Cousteau,Lisa DeLeeuw,Veronica Hart,Jesie St. James,Georgina Spelvin,Arcadia Lake,Tara Aire,Brooke West,Jacqueline Brooks,Lily Rodgers,Victoria Slick

Categories: Veronica Hart movies, 1982, United States, English, Gary Graver, Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa DeLeeuw, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Arcadia Lake, Tara Aire, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers, Victoria Slick, Mike Horner, Paul Thomas, Eric Edwards, Robert Bolla, Jon Martin, Gary Graver, Michael Morrison, Frank Hollowell, Scorpio, J.L. Clark, Facial, Clip, Bald, Lesbian, Latin

Actors: Mike Horner,Paul Thomas,Eric Edwards,Robert Bolla,Jon Martin,Gary Graver,Michael Morrison,Frank Hollowell,Scorpio,J.L. Clark

This low key charmer slipped through the cracks back when it was first released theatrically in 1982, not so hard to imagine considering the veritable embarrassment of riches at the adult aficionado’s fingertips. I should know as I started going to adult cinemas in the Spring of that very same year, informing in at the tender age of 14 (trivia note : for a double bill consisting of Ron Sullivan’s magnificent BUDDING OF BRIE and Wes Emerson’s endearingly silly STARSHIP EROS), and it wasn’t until quite a few years further down the line that I discovered CENTERSPREAD GIRLS on home video, VHS at the time. Yesterday, I revisited Belgium’s last remaining "old school" porno palace, the Brussels ABC on the Boulevard Adolphe Max, still valiantly screening ever more deteriorating 35mm copies of classics and crap from the past (hey, just because it’s old doesn’t necessarily mean it’s any good), and guess what was playing, sharing the bill with Bob Chinn’s highly enjoyable TELEFANTASY, closing the circle as it were…The early ’80s were good for the late Gary Graver a/k/a "Robert McCallum", teaming up with producer Harold Lime for a number of the most lavish movies the adult industry has ever spawned, along the lines of THE ECSTASY GIRLS and AMANDA BY NIGHT. Those flagship titles effectively eclipsed what were considered at the time to be lesser endeavors of their joint venture but upon which the passing of time and the recession that came with it have bestowed classic status anyway, such as COED FEVER, SOCIETY AFFAIRS and SUMMER CAMP GIRLS. Remarkably well-written by C.W. O’Hara, who penned several scripts for Graver including the massively underrated INDECENT EXPOSURE and SATISFACTIONS, the witty CENTERSPREAD GIRLS fits squarely into latter line-up, an utterly charming variation on the Us Vs. Them narrative structure that will occasionally pop up in porn by means of defense in the face of prosecution and public disdain.Editor of Panther skin magazine, Sue Forbes (legendary Georgina Spelvin) is deep in hot water as an organization of self-appointed moral guardians who have christened themselves Morality Over Madness (M.O.M. for short, brandishing the slogan : M.O.M. knows what’s good for you !) have decided to set an example by closing her down for corruption of public decency. In a wish fulfillment departure from reality, most of Panther’s past centerfolds have parlayed their au naturel photo shoots into lucrative professional careers and Sue calls on them for help in swaying the M.O.M. members’ opinion. If you’re snickering at that last bit, you have got the right idea. Rallying her sinful girls to battle is hot shot attorney Jane, played to perfection by the wonderful Veronica Hart, who will work her own brand of persuasion on long time smitten Judge Roy Hammer, brilliantly essayed by her best screen partner bar none Bob "Bolla" Kerman. If sensible argument doesn’t do the trick, then blackmail serves as a perfectly acceptable alternative.Texas Governor Hamilton Osmond (a ripe Milton Ingley), first seen cooed and wooed by a proudly patriotic – she sports a pork pie hat and stars ‘n’ stripes leotards ! – Victoria Slick (a minor but busy starlet also in Gerard Damiano’s NEVER SO DEEP and Sven Conrad’s BODY MAGIC), falls prey to the conniving Carson girls, played by scrumptious Lily Rodgers a/k/a "Laura West" (unforgettable in INDECENT EXPOSURE) and Jacqueline Brooks, an obscure Suze Randall discovery whose only other note-worthy credit apart from a handful of shot on videos was for Paul G. Vatelli’s minor AUNT PEG GOES Hollywood. Perversely, for such a superstar-laden vehicle, the latter wound up taking the video and subsequently DVD cover!Screen diva Beverly Martine (a delightfully hammy Annette Haven, perfectly cast) attempts to coax former blue movie stud Lyndon Loveless (Eric Edwards) out of retirement, only to discover that his change of camps was the result of physical failure. By the way, the clip he shows of himself with Arcadia Lake and Brooke West is from AMANDA BY NIGHT. Painter Vee (Lisa DeLeeuw, uncharacteristically subdued) has her work cut out with Southern Old Money Thurman Parrish (the incomparable John Alderman a/k/a "Frank Hollowell") but finds his lovelorn spouse Louella (radiant Jessie St. James) an altogether easier prey. The Sapphic free for all involving Lisa, Jessie and the often too casually dismissed Tara Aire (terrific in John Christopher’s BABE) as tag-along photographer Anne provides the film’s carnal highlight. Ditzy Desiree Cousteau, as close to Betty Boop as any live actress has ever come, proves pivotal as unlikely anchorwoman Ellie Parker literally charming the pants off pompous Reverend W.W. Williams, played to the hilt by Paul Thomas.Current porn critics always act surprised at how much like "real movies" the adult films of this period look and feel. Well, they were intended for showing at proper theaters and drew respectable audiences prior to the video boom which pretty much killed off that era stone cold dead, a rare fossil like the dearly decrepit ABC notwithstanding. Budgets were decent and the people in charge generally knew what they were doing. That’s why the achievements of the ’70s and early ’80s are conveniently grouped and referred to as porn’s "Golden Age". An experienced cinematographer with extensive mainstream credits to his name, Graver provided a bright and colorful look that beautifully befits his upbeat material. Also tangentially affiliated to the mainstream, as he scored the Tony Curtis vehicle BALBOA, composer "Ronnie Romanovitch" a/k/a Richard Hieronymus supplies the type of bouncy disco tracks people readily associate with Golden Age porn. Most of the acting is solid and the story, while predictable, proves satisfying with clever dialog. Having worked with Orson Welles, Graver manages to inform in another Shakespeare quote as Spelvin wonders how she will obtain her "pound of flesh". The sex appears a bit overwhelmed at first but still manages to rise to the occasion.

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